Are You Kidding Me?

My friend S forwarded this link on to me today, at first I assumed it was from The Onion or something, WRONG.

Of Course "Crunch Berries" Are Not Fruit!

Are you kidding me? There are lawyers out there willing to back a woman who is proposing that she was misled by packaging and for four years believed that Crunch Berries were a real fruit? The judge actually had to say, "As far as this court has been been made aware, there is no such fruit (Crunch Berries) growing in the wild or occurring naturally in any part of the world."? I seriously recommend you read through the lawsuit so you can see for yourself exactly how stupid this lady is, if you don't want to read it here is a snippet from her filings.

"...since the Product contains only a nominal amount of fruit concentrate, Plaintiff contends that Defendant's marketing, promoting, labeling and advertising of the Product in this matter is deceptive and likely to deceive a 'reasonable consumer' such as herself...".

Reasonable consumer my ass. WTF